Top 10 Photos of the Week With lips like cherries and a tongue like strawberries, she has all the makings of a total fruit cake  If the crime rate keeps falling, we simply wont be able to build prisons fast enough.€ €� - Futurist Thomas Frey . His decision to wear scuba gear rather than a parachute was one he would soon regret . . . Hmmm€¦ there are so few sports that involve cows. Maybe for good reason . . .  Checkmate! Now bend over and let me sniff your butt€ . . . Many wealthy people are little more than the conductors of their own possessions . . . If life treats you like a silhouette, at least make all the other silhouettes take notice . . . A true adventure always comes from bad planning . . . Word of advice. Never try to sing while eating watermelon . . . Everybody pities the weak. Jealousy you have to earn. . . . Let me show you the meaning of haste . . . Boy, those French people sure know how to raise a kid . . . Natures greatest masterpiece is the elephant. Now if only we can change their political standing . . . Monocle . . . Colorless green ideas sleep furiously . . . Up periscope! . . . Life is all about the journey, but sometimes it nice to know whats in the pipeline . . . Run for your life!!!!!!!! . . . Deep down, were all convinced there is a sport that we can excel at . . . Question. Is it rude to invite a pig to a pig roast? . . . I have always preferred the reflection of life to life itself . . . A childrens story waiting to happen . . . Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. But watery eye are the pathway to the soul . . . One tired bear . . . To her, life was a never-ending stream of irrational obsessions . . . All he wanted was to make an impact. The windshield decided to make his dream come true . . . A train without a track is like hope without a wallet . . . All things truly wicked start with an innocent lab experiment involving leftover genetic material . . . The hierarchy of the mustache . . . Hey, whats up here? . . . Every day you move to a new page in your life, so pick a colorful one . . . Jealousy is an emotion that often happens when we least expect it Previous Top 10 Photos. Share ThisSubscribedel.icio.usFacebookRedditStumbleUponTechnorati